clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad

mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

• yes
• ye s
• eyse
• yES
• ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

• yesh :3